Shitty Jewellery

On the subject of the abject, during a hot day, I remember seeing a dog crap that was absolutely covered in green bottles; quite a disgusting sight but at the same time it was also quite pretty!
I tried to recreate it to for a photograph, parodying a home shopping channel’s jewelery segment.
NB It wasn’t real crap, it was a mixture of cat food and chocolate and I only got a couple of fly visitors-they obviously prefer the real stuff!